SS12 - Here Come the Bridesmaids!: “Who Says Santa Can’t Be Black?”

Compulsory Heterosexuality! Sing it with us! We stay home to attend the Barrett-DeWitt wedding and head back to Palo City to watch Jack and Carol tie the knot ON THE BEACH!!?!? What?! Connecticut is SHOOK. Why did Carol have so many lava lamps? And why is Jessi a mall Santa? It’s not because she’s Black that we are concerned y’all… she’s an eleven-year-old girl. Maggie’s white girl dreadlocks, however? We have some words. Come along and splash in the December surf!