Mallory and the Dream Horse: “Yoo-hoo, Pardner!”

After years of merely playing pretend horse, Mallory finally gets her chance to meet a REAL HORSE! Mallory convinces her parents to send her to riding lessons, but the rich kids aren’t so friendly and she nearly gets killed. Meanwhile back in human-land, Jessi is envious and Mal is oblivious as to why her BFF is acting so weird. Nevermind boy troubles, we’ve got horse troubles! Naturally we take a quiz to find out what kind of horse Emily is, discuss the role of “horse girls” in pop culture, and a psychiatrist is a dick about something girls like! Weird (not). 

FYI Link:
One of the essays on the Horse Girl