Little Miss Stoneybrook… and Dawn: “Probably the banana trick”

You all will be shocked (shocked!), but Emily has some thoughts on pageants. Two-thirds of the BSC get weirdly competitive and how is pageant coaching at all relevant to baby-sitting? Jeff finally sails back home to sunny Califooornia and Dawn and Sharon are crushed. Oh, and Anne gives us a history lesson on an asshole that stole a woman’s idea and made millions off of it: one Xavier Roberts. Listen up! Tell your friends!

FYI Links:
We don’t like people who STEAL, Xavier. Watch this VICE short doc on Cabbage Patch Kids.

“Stuck in Stoneybrook” is edited by Emily Crandall. Theme song written and recorded by Gary Shaller, performed by the band Kid Kit. Need some books that we mentioned? Buy them from our Bookshop bookstore. If you’re feeling dibbly generous, rate and review us on iTunes. You’re the best friends a girl could ask for. Last but not least, thank you to Ann M. Martin, for everything.